Sunday Night: Brother's kids throw up all night, sister-in-law begins to throw up. Aubrey (me) cleans up bathroom to EXTERMINATE germs.
Monday Morning: Father wakes up with diarrhea and pukes guts out plus a cold/disease that has been going on for ten days. Father cannot drive, Aubrey (me) has to drive car; big car; cause sister is blind in one eye. The car that I usually drive is a tiny wee little space car, the car that my mom wants me to drive, so that my dad doesn't have to drive, is a honkin SUV. Goodie. We begin drive with me and 3 other girls, twenty feet from my house, I turn around and say I cannot do it, we retreat back to mini car. Yes.
Monday Afternoon: Mother has diarrhea, unable to wear pants. She wears towel instead. No we were not in Hawaii, and wearing a towel around the houseboat, was might you say unacceptable put permissible under the circumstance. Mother warns all other participants to not come down. The Virus will attack. The people on board are already set for doom.
Tuesday Afternoon: The Virus strikes again. I am the victim. This must have been the worst stomach flu I have ever experienced. Worse throw up since I got my wisdom teeth removed and puked all over the car. I am talking violent up chucking with my lunch still recognizable. About three upchucks into my session, it decides to evacuate up and out of my nostrils. It was awful let me tell ya. I told you it was gruesome. But wait it gets better, while throwing up I yes Aubrey have DIARRHEA on the floor. Hershey Squirts. Probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me, because I will tell you why, I honestly tried with all my might to squeeze my bum cheeks together to retain the beast and my own body betrayed me. My sickness continues with another violent session where your insides become your outsides and your outsides become your insides and no matter the fact that you don't have any food down your stomach, you still go through the motions. yippee.
Lets just say Lake Powell my heaven on earth, that day become my worst hell.
As you suspect The Virus attacks all the other passengers on board leaving no one behind.
My sister threw up in a sink because she couldn't quite calculate the time it would take to go to the bathroom and that was the closest thing that would contain the liquids. Nasty.
But no fear after receiving the sickness it takes about 24 hours to pass. So no worries we still got to play but there were some pretty low points. I am not going to lie.
You may ask why I share this story, I do not know why. In my mind I found it amusing. Call me weird. I already know that I am.
